【灌水】世上最强中式英语

世上最强中式英语

1．we two who and who？  
咱俩谁跟谁啊

2．how are you ? how old are you?  
怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
　　

．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you  
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  
　　

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！  
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to  

say,go home!!  
有事起奏，无事退朝  
　　

6．you me you me  
彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!  
你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow  
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER  
表妹  
　　

0．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!  
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！  
　　

11．American Chinese not enough  
美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  
车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open  
心花怒放

13．heart flower angry open  
心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past  
走过路过，不要错过  
　　

15．小明：I am sorry!  
老外：I am sorry too!  
　　  
小明：I am sorry three!  
老外：What are you sorry for?  
小明：I am sorry five!  
16．If you want money,I have no;  
if you want life,I have one!  
要钱没有，要命一条  
　　

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.  
我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。  
你有两下子。  
　　

19．as far as you go to die  
有多远，死多远！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face  
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸  
　　

补充：  
People mountain and people sea.  
人山人海  
　　

seven up eight down  
七上八下   
   
  love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到  
no three no four

做早操:do morning f*ck  
做课间操:do class between f*ck

一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）  
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

雇主 how much do you want a month?  
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you  
800块， 吃你的，住你的

...还真帅气...

个性阿。。～！
Good Good study..Day day “down”
Super Chenglish～

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作者: 雷柯宁蒙托亚    时间: 2006-2-13 11:55