老外翻譯的三字經

> 人之初: At the beginning of life,
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> 性本善: Sex is good.
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> 性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
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> 習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
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> 苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,
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> 性乃遷: Sex will leave you.
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> 教之道: The way of learning it
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> 貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
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> 昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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> 擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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> 子不學: If you don't study hard,
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> 斷機杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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> 竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,
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> 有義方:  Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
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> 教五子:  All his five son took it.
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> 名俱揚:  And their sexual ability were well-known.
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> 養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
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> 父之過: It is all your fault.
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> 教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
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> 師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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> 子不學: You may refuse to study this,
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> 非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
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> 幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,
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> 老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.
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> 玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick,
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> 不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
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> 人不學: If you don't learn sex,
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> 不知義: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.


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如果没有中文的话···O(∩_∩)O~··解释起来会乱七八糟滴···

晕啊

全翻成少儿不宜了

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我汗……完全歪掉了。。。。儿童不宜

把习性性情都给翻译成SEX了




咦~~谁冒用我ID了,,,我去掐死他,,,,


不是我不是我发的....嘿...

hahahahah...

who did that...

贼喊捉贼

看了也不懂   英语盲。。




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