转载：爆笑昆明十四大神兽

先声明，要是云南或者昆明的朋友可能能看懂，要是外地朋友看不懂觉得不好笑的，不要怪我啊！ 昆明的朋友一定要来看看，哈哈哈 啸懒狮：非洲狮的远亲，群居动物，性格温和慵懒，以慵懒的叫声闻名，对吃喝要求不高，处处可见[url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaee131829c4f99c5db2f5483653e61f4e9d68869003ff9ff9c3a86e94073da2d3e8c0b4db366e30651c21f61fa4771dab6ca5c0bd218a9d59dfc9e90be4742c63999133406"][url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaee131829c4f99c5db2f5483653e61f4e9d68869003ff9ff9c3a86e94073da2d3e8c0b4db366e30651c21f61fa4771dab6ca5c0bd218a9d59dfc9e90be4742c63999133406"][/url][/url] 德螺：生活于盘龙江畔，体型偏小，食性清淡，水草为主食。[url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaeb0ecdcbb666cfb70937a0c31f0524ca18d3520a4bfe77af9ad0757c5f7680e6c86c0d595479702b4f646dd37a3b988dcdf3250225e8576620aefe24e4d755776ae5c3c18"][url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaeb0ecdcbb666cfb70937a0c31f0524ca18d3520a4bfe77af9ad0757c5f7680e6c86c0d595479702b4f646dd37a3b988dcdf3250225e8576620aefe24e4d755776ae5c3c18"][/url][/url] 日龙：国家一级保护动物，只有在圆通山才可以看见，生活自理能力差，捕食能力较低，所以濒危灭绝。[url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae459b7e34be0a0927fc865abafce2283a4350a33da7c1b4a9ab64853bf7dbd1b86068d2cad6ea597519920f85d77fe7657182ecbe5756bc1c1ba5b9e805eed70294a061e4"][url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae459b7e34be0a0927fc865abafce2283a4350a33da7c1b4a9ab64853bf7dbd1b86068d2cad6ea597519920f85d77fe7657182ecbe5756bc1c1ba5b9e805eed70294a061e4"][/url][/url] 鬼迷日燕：性格狡黠，大脑残障，非群居，常与主流动物发生摩擦，通常只敢瞅几眼，不敢日鼓，建设路常见[url="http://b4.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaeeb1c1cf9c6e8a95257eaef36fc982e9aadb3ee2fa5c5c4530bfcb19a640c91e9e03add827d6c882895a36e5dbab21a60a8120936f87e5238aac9988b221012313437e0ac"][url="http://b4.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaeeb1c1cf9c6e8a95257eaef36fc982e9aadb3ee2fa5c5c4530bfcb19a640c91e9e03add827d6c882895a36e5dbab21a60a8120936f87e5238aac9988b221012313437e0ac"][/url][/url] 拽南羊：性格暴躁，杂食好战，经常会用头上犄角顶伤他人，红灯区菜市场等复杂地段常见 [url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae1522ed861da76429eabb945fc8b41bb8ea6405c7b191f31f16ff99ecabbf437da9f77cc3de5d252c4d3f2c6fd2033e8fcf166965379c602f486bbb0d7c763534244579de"][url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae1522ed861da76429eabb945fc8b41bb8ea6405c7b191f31f16ff99ecabbf437da9f77cc3de5d252c4d3f2c6fd2033e8fcf166965379c602f486bbb0d7c763534244579de"][/url][/url] 扎蛙：通体布满尖刺，通过吹牛来使自己体型变大而虚张声势，建设路常见[url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaee6c42e57af67c49cd0a7cf08d48dfe36762cc144995b0e5cee1ef2bb7e75beaec4a4a522bff8279dd18d0ec767df14b89e30cbf1dc8855d5fdf1077a9526af6825db92cc"][url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaee6c42e57af67c49cd0a7cf08d48dfe36762cc144995b0e5cee1ef2bb7e75beaec4a4a522bff8279dd18d0ec767df14b89e30cbf1dc8855d5fdf1077a9526af6825db92cc"][/url][/url] 栾碧麻马：马的一种，身体布满栾碧麻纹，性格诡异，不能骑。 [url="http://b13.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaec5e9394df7a4876d590ae4ec9abc6205ae70e88592c5e04902216e239ec952575ac326a0e280fea4cff979bdeee6756682e31f1d14faded43525f283256d58932e5ae8fb"][url="http://b13.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaec5e9394df7a4876d590ae4ec9abc6205ae70e88592c5e04902216e239ec952575ac326a0e280fea4cff979bdeee6756682e31f1d14faded43525f283256d58932e5ae8fb"][/url][/url] 黑布流虬：蚯蚓的一种，由于云南紫外线较强而比一般蚯蚓体色要深。[url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae20d85ac9d84e81da38ad0f01f2a5fa35d8a9613806b288d0107254d18e5cd631303f22b9ab4c7e3c8b0250cd91d995f775523dea7eaf6712a87c9e29b696111b167b3bdc"][url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae20d85ac9d84e81da38ad0f01f2a5fa35d8a9613806b288d0107254d18e5cd631303f22b9ab4c7e3c8b0250cd91d995f775523dea7eaf6712a87c9e29b696111b167b3bdc"][/url][/url] 藏巴拉虱：原本居住于青藏高原，后迁至昆明，具有宗教信仰，一生只洗澡一次，寄居于啸懒狮等哺乳动物身上。[url="http://b7.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaeefb76ebad51677f4315e08e2bdfe7497a41bcbe2ec42d4cb2afcc97e1210955cf4ee03caaf53930cb0077a47b7b83b9fc359144c38fa592c43636cea7897a02e7ed63f16"][url="http://b7.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aaeefb76ebad51677f4315e08e2bdfe7497a41bcbe2ec42d4cb2afcc97e1210955cf4ee03caaf53930cb0077a47b7b83b9fc359144c38fa592c43636cea7897a02e7ed63f16"][/url][/url] 死迷羊雁：国家一级保护动物，生性慵懒，经常在飞行过程中睡着而坠地死亡，故濒临灭绝~ [url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae531c5fd8b58dea5537ab11672d4161924d799deadb1c76434a2066b0fb54cf2cd6debbbec6ed71c72b72e5a5c75e45d69b18655d4546c4fcf2726b1af1f978fd7496d4bd"][url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae531c5fd8b58dea5537ab11672d4161924d799deadb1c76434a2066b0fb54cf2cd6debbbec6ed71c72b72e5a5c75e45d69b18655d4546c4fcf2726b1af1f978fd7496d4bd"][/url][/url] 思远蝶（死远点）：神兽中最小的一种，性格暴躁，不欢别人过于近距离的观察[url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae3ba9bd8a67c22c72a3eb2605b8300ce64d1dc838435e7328212e5218efb0852be9c582a6fd4bae1f8be38e10271f44bcc569dcfa96525303585634698068a15c29bc3657"][url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae3ba9bd8a67c22c72a3eb2605b8300ce64d1dc838435e7328212e5218efb0852be9c582a6fd4bae1f8be38e10271f44bcc569dcfa96525303585634698068a15c29bc3657"][/url][/url] 鬼火鹿: 性格暴躁，杂食好战，常与跩南羊发生争斗。[url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae6a9b85970eb72bfc3a3cbf8b49724bb1197c17b138582379937feb17936133e494bce4f1a84528c8001a44abf0a7bbf21eb7c2cc253eb3ca46c6a5abcbc7c58831232308"][url="http://b17.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae6a9b85970eb72bfc3a3cbf8b49724bb1197c17b138582379937feb17936133e494bce4f1a84528c8001a44abf0a7bbf21eb7c2cc253eb3ca46c6a5abcbc7c58831232308"][/url][/url] 露音甘虾：长年居住于滇池中，原本通体红色，由于滇池被污染而误食了硫酸铜等化学物质而变成了绿色[url="http://b4.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae9a63adea2dde4bbfb123b23ff683fd88231c6a62510c44af05e338e7040fdaf42f536716a97018d6b91d4dd0b33ea0aff1bbd458726d7d382cc65cca46f76768cc0bc9a5"][url="http://b4.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae9a63adea2dde4bbfb123b23ff683fd88231c6a62510c44af05e338e7040fdaf42f536716a97018d6b91d4dd0b33ea0aff1bbd458726d7d382cc65cca46f76768cc0bc9a5"][/url][/url] 什逼豆蚪：扎蛙的蝌蚪，性格和扎蛙一样，随扎蛙居住于建设路~[url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae3059668ce2f88294c84d62173850dc291a03f797bfb48b5113e7cf9363c31d9cc417bcee0d10353585a266018652f60cfaad959779082785934e5efd58e20b511e6f470f"][url="http://b16.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=b619f1541f29a3faff2760718d899aae3059668ce2f88294c84d62173850dc291a03f797bfb48b5113e7cf9363c31d9cc417bcee0d10353585a266018652f60cfaad959779082785934e5efd58e20b511e6f470f"][/url][/url] 由于报名动物种类很多，还有好多都没有选入比如 雀神怪鸟 哈猫日狗 潮癞等等

还真是看不懂啊..

把图直接贴上不更好

我看懂了！


这对于外省人来说是FS...

真是看不了呀，  图都看不到，

有点费劲 但是内容不错~



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