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最强的中国式英语，史上最强的英语翻译！
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1. we two who and who？  
咱俩谁跟谁阿  
2． how are you ? how old are you?  
怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you  
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together  
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have  
nothing to say,go home!!  
有事起奏，无事退朝  
6． You Give Me Stop!!  
你给我站住！  
7． know is know noknow is noknow  
知之为知之，不知为不知…  
8． Watch sister  
表妹  
9． American Chinese not enough  
美中不足  
10． heart flower angry open  
心花怒放  
11． go past no mistake past  
走过路过，不要错过  
12． 小明：I am sorry!  
老外：I am sorry too!  
小明：I am sorry three!  
老外：What are you sorry for?  
小明：I am sorry five!  
13． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!  
要钱没有，要命一条  
14． I call Li old big. toyear 25.  
我叫李老大，今年25。  
15． you have two down son。  
你有两下子。  
16． as far as you go to die  
有多远，死多远！！！！  
17． I give you face you don''t want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.  
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

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