小学英语笑话
（1）Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replied, "Because that/＇s what I put in my geography exam!"
（2）A mobile phone call
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that
she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to
pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a
lady that picked up daddy/＇s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on
the mobile. (Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from
site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the
man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood
rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he
called, junior said "the number u are Trying To call Is not Reachable At
（2）The Moment. Pls Try Again Later".
Speech-recognition software
At a recent Sacramento PC User/＇s Group meeting, a company was demonstrating
its latest speech-recognition software.
A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.
Just then someone in the back of the room yelled,
"Format C: Return."
Someone else chimed in (插嘴）:
"Yes, Return"
Unfortunately, the software worked.
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发表于 2009-4-28 12:39
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发表于 2009-4-29 09:30
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发表于 2009-4-29 21:32
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T来翻译一下啊~老长了不乐意看~~~
其实我一点都看不懂，我小学没有毕业的~~~