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呃~~~不好意思我修改一下~~~
都能看到么???!!! 走钢索我倒是没有意见……但这“平衡杆”似乎不是这么“使用”的…… 放心!我查过了,这里没有装摄像监视器,只有一只爱画画的狗…… 慢着老大!不能丢烟雾弹,瞧,这里是“禁烟区”!  不对!又错了!!再猜猜……我是谁?……
啊!……抱歉……洗衣服之前我没发现您“埋伏”在里面……您确定当时您有出声喊“抢劫”吗?……
咱们换一家偷吧,这家的男主人偷腥被逮到,修理成这个样…… 呜~不行!老大!!这样弹跳“捞”不到下面路上行人的钱包的……我已经“扑空”三次了…… 这里没有“红外线”会触动警报器!只有一只猫在玩毛线球……


很好!……你偷了一辆新婚礼车来接应我……躲过警车之后咱们好好谈谈……






来!咬个洞!!乖吐拨鼠,你办得到的!要对自己有信心!!





 嗷呜!……你干什么?!我已经在开锁了!!……叫你行动前别喝酒的……



我通知你我已身陷“枪林弹‘雨’”之中,你竟然只带把雨伞“掩护”我?!……



叫你带“地图”!你抱这“玩意儿”出来我怎么找得到路呀?!……


再玩这该死的“影子游戏”,信不信我把你的手剁了?!




  你现在最好除了钥匙别再变出别的东西来,否则我发誓我会毙了你!……



 你!……没关机已经够不专业了……还把铃声设成“警笛”声!!?……








别担心!瞧,咱俩分得一样多!

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喂!咱们是在盗墓啊!你当我们是在海滩度假?!

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我叫你举手,没叫你转过来!

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这就是咱们唯一目击证人画的歹徒肖像

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下來前,把那些不吉利的裝備給我拆掉!

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混蛋!我叫你找个人把风。那是个什么“东西”!..........

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如果你坚持要偷法国面包,至少应该把它藏好吧?!.........




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不要钱,卫生纸,快把卫生纸交出来!




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本来不会被追上的!都什么时候了,你还管那该死的红灯!

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老大,胖子又抢错地方了

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如果一定要做这该死的暖身操,为什么不在出发前做呢!


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笨贼一箩筐--海盗出没



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都能看到~

好喜欢
习惯了无聊,不无聊时才知道无聊是多么的不无聊。
都能看到呢~好笑呢~
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前面那些笨贼的主题叫做“哼哈二将”

后面的是“海盗出没”
时代在进步
黑白变彩色~
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